Aunt Becky's take on Easter

Please be advised: this post is written with satire so please don't believe that she is being serious when she says things like, "I hope you get VD" on her Valentine's cards, mkay?  Her name is Aunt Becky and she is fragile(ish).  But she's like the crazy relative that we all have and love and, despite all her drunken confessions about her questionable youth, we keep inviting her to the family get-togethers because she's family.  And you don't turn your back on family.  At any rate, here is her blog.  Read her.  Love her.  Give me your thoughts on her holiday cards.