Monday, March 29, 2010

How young can children be fitted for a chastity belt?

This morning when Greg and I dropped the kids off at Betty's house, the dreaded red-headed twins were there.  These twins are not ordinary by any stretch of the imagination.  They are boys.  Twin boys.  Twin boys that have red hair and are about 10 years old.  That are both in love with my sweet baby girl.  So in love, in fact, that nearly the minute we walked in with her, they took her away from her daddy and started snuggling her.  My question is this: Does anybody know of a good chastity-belt maker?  I think we need to get one made for her now just to be safe.

::headdesk::

1 comment:

Nana said...

Papa said Daddy is going to be totally bald before Sissy is at the dating age. Tell those boys, the men in her life don't like to share her and they have lots of guns to protect her.
Love,
Nana and Papa