Just because your weiner fits in there . . .

I cannot belive that I am having to say these things to my 26 month old son. Tonight I was dropping the kids off at Dave & Pat's house before I came into work. While I was feeding Adrianna, Pat decided to give Brock a bath. She has lots of toys for him to play with and one of the things that he likes to play with is an empty bottle of liquid dish soap. She was washing him off and I walk into the room and he wanted me to take the lid off. She couldn't do it because her hands were slippery from the soap so I took the bottle, took the lid off and handed it back to him. Out of the corner of my eye I see her start to straighten up. Then I look back down at Brock and I see why. He has put the bottle up to his weiner and has the tip in and is LAUGHING while saying, "Pee pee, bebe. I put pee pee in dere." (BTW: He calls me bebe. I don't even try to understand this child anymore.) I immediately blurt out, "Brock! Just because your weiner fits in something doesn't mean that you should stick it in there!" I'm realizing just how that must have sounded as Pat says, "It's a little early for that kind of advice, don't you think?" Oh. Em. Gee. I have no other words.

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