I have a pager, y'all

And a desk.  And voicemail.  And a key to my office!  It's like I'm officially a grown-up, now.  I would post a pic of my AWESOME new setup, but I'm getting ready to move.  My office and "patient work space" will be plunged even farther into the dungeon of the hospital for 2-3 weeks.  However, I do work for the government and their time frames are often like a football game.  You know, the clock says there are 5 minutes left of the game, but we know that means you are looking at 30 minutes minimum before your husband gets his ass off the couch to help you take down the Christmas lights that are still up.  You know what I mean. 

So until I have my "permanent" office set up, you will have to use this picture as a reference.  But you just have to imagine the beeper.  Apparently, they don't make icons for beepers anymore.  I'm always behind the times.  ::sigh::